My brother thinks he’s a chicken

“… I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs…”

— Annie Hall (1977) by Woddy Allen

I have been thinking allot recently about some significant decisions I have to make regarding my career, many times I found myself summarizing: I would, but I need the salary… ♥